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Joke of the Day
"Wait! What?! The subway is flooded? WHAT ABOUT THE NINJA TURTLES?! *prays*"
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"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, ""Hey you, get offa' my cloud."" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."""
"If a cannibal ate a comedian... ...that could lead to some funny shit"
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"What do you call two gay rednecks? Super Smash Brothers"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"They just discovered a terrorist cell in Rome... this summer we might have Italian Isis."
"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."