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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay rednecks? Super Smash Brothers"
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"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."
"How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It's not hard"
"What's the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn't think he's Bono"
"While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off."
"[me explainin to the kids why they're having soup and one cheese singlet for dinner] there's a place called online & im very important there"
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."
"Calling someone ""exotic looking"" is a polite way to say, ""I might be a little bit racist but I'd love to see you naked."""