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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay rednecks? Super Smash Brothers"
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"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"
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"[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water"
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