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Joke of the Day

"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"

"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"

"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."

"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"

"What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape"

"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."

"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"

"How did AL Gore program his computer? With the proper al-gor-ithms"

"My New Yahoo Password NoSecur!Ty"

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."