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Joke of the Day
"What kind of porn do blind people watch? (NSFW) Ebony"
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"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"
"what's the difference.... ..... between a vagina and a refrigerator? refrigerators don't fart when you pull out your meat"
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."
"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."
"My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants."
"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him."
"(This one is better when spoken) Did you hear about the man with two penises? Yep. First one he named Jose. Second one he named hose B.(again, better spoken)"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!"