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Joke of the Day

"This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut."

"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"

"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""

"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"

"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."

"What do robots do at the rave? They torque."

"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."

"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."

"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"