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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys remember the joke about Jonestown... Me neither but I heard the punch line killed em'"
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"[job interview] ""So do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?"" Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?"
"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."
"User interface? I hardly even know her."
"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."
"I have a bumper sticker that says COP KISSER explicitly to make it awkward when a police officer asks if I know why they pulled me over."
"So a baby seal walks into a club Ba-dum-tssss"
"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"
"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"