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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"

"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."

"Went to my daughters netball match this weekend What a semi"

"99 problems. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Problems solved."

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."

"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."

"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"

"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"

"A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu."