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Joke of the Day
"What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words? Missed."
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"Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice."
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"Riot's Responce to Sandbox Mode Edit: Response"
"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling"