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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy? Penne."
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"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"
"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."
"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"
"Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes."
"23 Mind-Blowing Ways You'll Never Get Back the Time Spent Reading This List"
"See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft."
"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff ba dum tsssshhh"
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"