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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over."
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"Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress."
"How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!"
"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"
"[first date] ME: I'm from a broken home. HIM: When did your parents divorce? ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed."
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam."
"My dog and I have two things in common: We like burying our bones in other peoples backyards and fleas :-("
"What does a pirate from Boston say? Aaahhh."
"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""