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Joke of the Day

"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"

"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."

"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."

"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"""I'm too sexy for my mom."" - Right Said Freud"

"What did the maxi pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, Kimye'....I think a more accurate name would be.....Slunt."

"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."

"How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?"