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Joke of the Day
"What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches? Because they're pirots!"
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"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"
"So my ear doctor said... ...""If you continue down this path, soon you will lose your hearing."" and i asked. ""So no more PewdiePie videos?"""
"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"
"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"
"People say his actions move people to tears. well I wasn't aware he was rapist."
"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"
"[In a chair] Leans back Leans back Leans ba... [Ambulance]"
"What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!"
"I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate."