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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked me for money... I'd still say no."
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"You look cute without glasses. my glasses."
"What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you."
"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."
"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."
"My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night. I asked him how he told them apart. He says, ""well her brother has a mustache"""
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
"ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know."
"you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not"
"It's 364 days until Christmas And people already have their lights up!"