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Joke of the Day
"Just updated my resume. Changed 'ambitious' to 'am-no-longer-bitious'."
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"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""
"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"
"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"
"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"
"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."
"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."
"Made it to that level of dad where I just called dibs on the TV that I bought in the house that I own with the cable I pay for."