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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my pencil sharpener and now I can't stab people anymore."
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"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"
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"I thought I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."
"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"
"I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners."
"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"
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