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Joke of the Day

"I love when a girl posts a selfie with ""no filter"" but the shit is so blown out you can't even see her nose."

"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"

"The music composer at my school is suffering from Cancer. He's in the hospital being fed through a tuba."

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"

"I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy"

"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."

"""Damn girl, you look hot"" Really? ""Like a sexy little italian car"" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?"

"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"