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Joke of the Day

"What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest."

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"We see you, people with transitions glasses that haven't fully adjusted to the correct lighting. We see you."

"(Kinda offensive joke) How do you get a black man to stop raping you? Call him daddy in the middle of it"

"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"

"I was sober for 12 years... And then i turned 13."

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band."

"Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*"