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Joke of the Day

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can come or not"

"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"

"A man brought a dead animal onto a plane... When the flight attendant asked what he was doing, he simply replied, ""It's my carrion luggage!"""

"Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up."

"I knew a person who was against warrior princesses He was a Xenaphobe"

"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."

"[looks up at arresting officer] are you mad at me"

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."

"Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped."