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Joke of the Day
"Cross posted to r/Christianity"
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"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"
"How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo? ""What's a Matterbooboo?"" Nothing Yogi."
"Dear Men. When a woman is upset, don't ask her what's wrong, but for fuck's sake don't not ask her what's wrong either. Hope this helps."
"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."
"Dad: ""A little bird told me you are doing drugs"" Son: ""You're talking to birds, and I'm the one doing drugs?"""
"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."
"Keep in mind that parenting guides are written by people with enough free time & financial resources to write a parenting guide."
"(climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is- [nobody is at my funeral]"
"THINGS CHICKS DIG: 1. Popcorn 2. Puppy dogs 3. I can't think of anything else, I'm very bad with women."