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Joke of the Day

"Life is a lot like a Penis.. Simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely..then a woman makes it hard...!!!"

"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."

"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."

"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"

"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"

"Which rapist was a famous mathematician? Bill cos(b)"

"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."

"What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song? ""(1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"""