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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."
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"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."
"I Masturbated so well last night That when i woke up this morning my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast!"
"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."
"Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing."
"What's the difference between like, love and lust? Spit Swallow Gargle"
"Two women were sitting quietly."
"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."
"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."