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Joke of the Day
"I met a German girl today. Her phone number is pretty weird, it's all nines."
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"Sally Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (Reader says who's there) Not Sally."
"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"
"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"What do eggs do for fun? They crack jokes."
"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."
"If life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."
"My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there."