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Joke of the Day

"Sally Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (Reader says who's there) Not Sally."

"What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend? I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain."

"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."

"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"

"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."

"Friend from out of town asked if he could crash on my couch. Had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep."