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Joke of the Day

"""I'd have to say my two favorite things are sex, and not having my head bitten off."" -soon to be disappointed praying mantis"

"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."

"So a man comes in a bar Er, no, wait, I meant a horse. So a man comes in a horse..."

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"

"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."

"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."

"A man goes to the library Man : do you have the new book on small penises? Women : sorry, I don't think it's in yet. Man : yeah, that's the one!"

"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."