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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing worse than running out of toilet paper and having to ask the guy in the next stall to wipe you."

"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."

"What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom? Help! I'm melting!"

"Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday."

"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, then a table..."