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Joke of the Day

"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"

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"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."
"""It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside"" ME: Oh thank god ""It's who you are on the inside"" ME: Dang"
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"One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together"
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"What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."
"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"
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