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"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"
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"""Video games are art,"" I say as I change my created Madden player Todd Poopman's height to 6'9""."
"2 nazis walk into a bar"
"The *REAL* Way to Avoid Clickbait Seriously guys, this is Reddit. What were you expecting?"
"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."
"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."
"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"I like my women like I like my plastic wrap. Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."