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Joke of the Day

"BEST ADVICE: Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them."

"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"

"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee."

"Figurative digits When is a 2 literally a 6? When it has metaphor."

"In my town alot of people are mean... It's pretty average for them."

"I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright"

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."

"Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: ""The Notebook"" was an overrated film."