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Joke of the Day
"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."
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"What would the Reddit political party be called? The know-kn0thing party."
"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"
"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."
"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"
"TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub."
"Guess what? You didn't guess what."
"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""
"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."
"The definition of irony... Is not knowing the difference between a definition and an example."