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Joke of the Day
"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."
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"Ways to get me naked: 1. Be hot 2. Be funny 3. Be alcohol 4. Pretend to be my gynecologist"
"""Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"" Me: ""Sometimes?"" ""Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"" Me: ""Always."""
"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."
"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"
"So I see Keira Knightley has named her daughter Edie.. Guess her name won't be the only thing without double D's"
"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."
"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"
"Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite."
"Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me' he wrote back."