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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that blackbirds aren't afraid of squirrels and now I'm afraid of blackbirds."
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"[4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] ""There has to be a better way."" VOICEOVER: ""Hot tubs."""
"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."
"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."
"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"
"Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV. 2) Justin Bieber."
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine"