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Joke of the Day
"A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away"
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"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"
"How to measure the perfect amount of pasta Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta. Step 2: Wrong."
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"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."
"A girl told me her exact age."
"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."
"Was at a party the other day, there was a guitar there. I picked it up and someone asked if I could play wonderwall I said maybe"
"I was walking down the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar at me... ... I said ""Well, that's mature!"""