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Joke of the Day

"What time are you supposed to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!"

"I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn."

"Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes? Because they can't see."

"How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories."

"Why did Constantinople fall? Itstumbled."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."

"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""

"Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry"

"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"