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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys heard about that singer that does radical maneuvers while performing? Skate Perry"
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"School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it."
"Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe."
"[looking at wife's tombstone] today would've been our anniversary *falls to knees* why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me"
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."
"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"
"When Jedi characters get divorced Do they call it deforced?"