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Joke of the Day

"A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: ""I'm going to stay clean this time"" The doctor replied: ""I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"""

"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."

"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper responds, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough."

"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."

"How does a Mathematician hang them selves? With a hypotenuse."

"My donkey ate my Christmas tree...total pine in the ass."

"Never let your children play in an orchestra. Too much sax and violins. * Credit to maxwell bot."

"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."