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Joke of the Day
"OP worked at a pizza restaurant OP delivered ^^^^^^pizza"
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"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"
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