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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between testicles and a penis? Wow. I can't believe you don't know this. There is a Vas Deferens between the two."

"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."

"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""

"Worst name for a group of election tellers. The tally-band."

"If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader"

"kids telling dirty jokes http://www.vice.com/series/kids-telling-dirty-jokes best. shit. ever."

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."

"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"