199705
Joke of the Day
"What you call a black priest? Holy shit."
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"My New Year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking... One fifth a day, max."
"Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake"
"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"
"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."
"I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse. Ba dum tiss"
"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"