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Joke of the Day

"My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently. I think she is getting into a bad habit."

"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"

"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."

"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."

"Marriage tips 1. Separate bank accounts 2. Separate bedrooms 3. Separate homes 4. Separate dates w/other ppl 5. 6. Don't get married"

"An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries"

"I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody."

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."

"Mike's Hard Lemonade is basically Kool-Aid with a squirt of Purell in it."

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."