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Joke of the Day

"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""

"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."

"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."

"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."

"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"

"How can you tell if your son is gay? Ask him to go to a football game. If he can't go, because he's busy sucking his boyfriend's dick, he might be gay."

"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile"

"I took everything with a grain of salt and now I have hypertension."