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Joke of the Day
"What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service."
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"There's a new machine at my gym. I used it, but after an hour I started feeling sick... It's got Snickers, cheetos, Peanuts... Everything!"
"""The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."""
"American police."
"What do you say to a midget that is a hooker? You must be this tall to ride."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his cheeks Both of them"
"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"
"Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing."
"I wonder if nails ever get tired of being hit on."
"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""