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Joke of the Day
"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."
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"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"
"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."
"[1st date] me: do you want kids? her: Yes me: GREAT [pulls 7 babies out from under table] HERE'S MINE HAVE FUN GOTTA GO"
"In the beginning, God made Heaven and Earth... The rest was made in China."
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"
"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"
"How do you get to Oktoberfest? Follow the lederhosen."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."