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Joke of the Day
"Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? Because they're male men"
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"Wife Wanted ad A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."" :p :D"
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"The inauguration is today... Trump: Unprecedented Obama: Un-Presidented"
"on star trek every time they beam down to a new planet they get their tricorders out to find somewhere to go on yelp"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong"
"What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice"
"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."