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Joke of the Day

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."

"We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent."

"which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this"

"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"

"What does the nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"

"RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed."

"Started a Christian acoustic band the other day... We call ourselves ""Gsus""."

"She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore."

"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"