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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"

"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."

"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"

"Sad day--NBC said no to my TV idea, 'Celebrity Q-tip Cams', where we go deep inside the ears of the stars."

"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."

"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"

"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now."

"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."

"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"