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Joke of the Day
"What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?"
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"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."
"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me."
"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"
"Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets"
"I wouldn't recommend eating German sausage... It's the wurst!"