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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl I fucked ... ... I would be still fucking poor!"

"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""

"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"

"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."

"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."

"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"

"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."

"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"