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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when I bite into an apple & then realize ""Whoops!"" it's a salmon..."
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"What do Catholics priests and Justin Beiber have in common? They're both fucking immature arseholes."
"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"
"What to mopeds and fat chicks have in common? They're both fun to ride until one of your friends sees you on one."
"Whats worse than Bad command or File name? Windows update message asking you to restart your computer"
"Why dont sharks ... Why don't sharks eat black people? They think it's whale shit"
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"I show people I love them by not spending time with them. It's the best thing I can offer."
"Some fantastically good advice about proper care of your butthole. That's right. Your butthole. [PIC]"