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Joke of the Day

"I used to feel like boy trapped in a woman's body But then I was born"

"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."

"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."

"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."

"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."

"Did you hear about the vintage attache with a perfectly working clasp? It was a classic open-and-shut case."

"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"