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Joke of the Day
"If by ""social butterfly"" you mean I will take off when you come near me, then yep."
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"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"
"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."
"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."
"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."
"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"
"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."
"I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, ""Open up for me..."" ""OK,"" I said, ""my parents don't love me very much."""
"17 yo didn't do chores last night. I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school."
"Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have ""Sandy claws"" !"